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I roll up at Zénith, a retro-futuristic music venue in Paris, which looks like the kind of place where Barbarella would go clubbing. New West End Company BRANDPOST | PAID CONTENT.Save The Children BRANDPOST | PAID CONTENT.(5) Blunt was the first British officer to enter the Kosovo capital during the 1999 conflict. (3) One of the most renowned and powerful Jedi Masters in galactic history, my arse. (2) Blunt lived with Carrie Fisher in 2003. (1) Blunt asked the crowd to get naked during his Glastonbury set in 2008, but failed to oblige himself. We were family friends, but I never got that call. My family knew Bernard Matthews because he's from Norfolk and my family are all from Norfolk. James Blunt: remix your biggest hit and offer to sing it at Bernard Matthews's funeral. I'm sad my real name isn't Bertie, because it would be in keeping with my much-mocked background. Are you disappointed they didn't offer you the part? … called Bertie Blunt, whose parrot's a cunt.Īhem. I wanted to put the guitar in the safety of the tank and strap the soldiers to the outside, but my superior officer said I was not allowed. But I don't normally phone to tell myself, so I think I'm going to get away with that one.ĭid you really have your guitar strapped to the side of your tank when you went into Kosovo (5)? I like to wear women's underwear in the privacy of my own home. You think: "I must have given my number to the wrong person last night." It makes you quite uncomfortable. You think something weird's going on, but you don't think it's a newspaper. They'd call with a withheld number, I'd pick up, they'd hang up, they'd call again. Your name came up in the Leveson inquiry. I'm also releasing my own perfume called J-Blo. We're in talks, so I can't tell you much about it. I'm actually a working class hero but I've been putting on this posh accent for years.Īre you really starring in a sitcom set in the music business with Jack Whitehall, written by Hugo Taylor from Made in Chelsea? What's wrong with being posh, privileged and good at songwriting? So for that reason alone, I gave her a bollocking. She was actually calling in to defend Chris Martin. Will you be appointing her as your official PR spokesperson? Your mum phoned up Radio 4 to stick up for you after Pete Waterman slagged off privately educated pop stars. Crying on the outside with my music but giggling on the inside is what I do really. Hopefully both parties find it funny.Īre you sure it's not tears of a clown: laughing on the outside but crying on the in? What I'm doing is taking the piss out of myself, as well as the person, for taking themselves so seriously. The sadness is that people have stopped being abusive to me. I know what I'm bad at and I'm sticking with that. Are you harbouring a secret desire to be a standup comedian? You've been rather amusing on Twitter recently. Had I kept it as Beautiful You Are, perhaps it would have retained its indie cool. That song took it to the dirty word that is mainstream. I recorded Back To Bedlam as an independent artist. Would You're Beautiful be trickier to sing had Yoda (3) written the lyrics? Well, I recorded when I lived with Princess Leia (2). Would aliens dig Moon Landing or might it put them off getting in contact? I've torn my clothes, but fortunately I hold a guitar I can hide behind (1). You've associated it with space, but I was thinking of dressing rooms.Įver suffered a similar wardrobe malfunction on stage?
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In the dressing room, if you bend over and the person beside you bends over at the same time, and should your cheeks touch, that's a moon landing. I was in a studio recording new material, my girlfriend's a lawyer, not a model, and my yacht is a blow-up dinghy. They said: "What are you up to?" I said: "I've just stepped off a world tour, I'm going home to wash my clothes." They said I'd retired to my yacht in Ibiza with my model girlfriend. What's going on?įirst, you need to stop reading the Daily Mail. But, erm, you've recently released a new album. You told The Daily Mail in 2012 you were retiring.